Sticklers of the World, Unite!

Today I went to the Bank (the same one that employs people that don't know basic arithmetic). As I was waiting in line, I saw a large cardboard sheet showing a sketch of the area around the Bank, redesigned. On one corner was a printed sign, saying, "Please excuse our construction disruption as we give our member's a new and improved Bank!", or something of the sort.

Yes, it was member's. And, construction disruption. And worse, there were several other printed notices around the area saying the same thing, in the same way. Those ten minutes in the queue were so stressful, I actually wished I hadn't cut my nails yesterday.